Why Miss USA Fell

Posted by misspolitician

July 14, 2008

As we mentioned last night, Miss USA 2008 was the 2nd in a row to do a butt-plant on stage during Miss Universe. [Video Here]

Now Crystle Stewart has some advice for her successor:

“I would tell her to put grips on the bottom of her shoes and wear a short dress, not a long gown.”

As for crazies talking curse:

“Maybe somebody dropped marbles or something. It’s just such a coincidence that two years back-to-back Miss USA falls.”

So, what happened?

“Oh, man, you know, I walked out and tripped on the step and my dress got caught under my shoe. It was almost like I was on roller skates, and I just fell.”

“When I was walking out, the last thing on my mind was falling. One thing you don’t want to do in an evening gown is trip … and fall on your bottom. The thing is how you handle it. You just pick yourself up — in life in general.”

“I’m only human. I already fell; there’s nothing I could do about it. The first thing I thought was ‘Let’s have a round of applause.’ ”

BRAVO!