On The Issues
Miss Politician’s Stand On . . .
Abortion?: not for me, choice for you, that perhaps should include a course on reproduction too
Death Penalty?: i say nay and ? pro life and pro death
Prostitution?: health hazard
Alcohol?: the cause and solution to many of life’s problems
Marijuana?: not for me
Other drugs?: a wise one once said “we need a war on education. If it’s anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, we’ll all be hooked on phonics in no time!”
Gay marriage?: might improve the 50% heterosexual divorce rate
Illegal immigrants?: always been a problem in the U.S. Ask any Native American
Smoking?: kills more people than all the other causes of death COMBINED
Drunk driving?: happens too often punished too lightly
Cloning?: one of me is enough thank you
Racism?: a lack of education
Premarital sex?: natural though most of us aren’t “naturally” equipped for its consequences
Religion?: Give us our values- Not superiority
The war in Iraq?: Preemptive Karma
Bush?: Apathy’s Worst Nightmare
Downloading music?: the greatest music movement of all time
The legal drinking age?: ill logical- old enough to kill and die in a country abroad but too young to drink or dance at a local club???
Porn?: the direction of current cinema
Suicide?: a permanent solution to a temporary problem
