John McCain

Colombia Confirmed

As we mentioned earlier, John McCain is going to Colombia.
And it appears that fellow nitwits Senator Joseph Lieberman and Senator Lindsey Graham have decided to tag along the field trip too.
His spokeswhore confirmed that McPapi and his Posse will meet up Presidente Uribe “next week” saying: “This shows that Senator McCain knows Latin America, and shows [...]


McCain Goes James Bond On Obama’s Ass

The McCain Campaign has decided to recycle Barack Obama’s energy policy into a remake of the 1962 James Bond flick Dr. No.
Like those at the box-office, this remake bombs BAD.

a2a_linkname=”McCain Goes James Bond On Obama’s Ass”;
a2a_linkurl=”http://www.misspolitician.com/mccain-goes-james-bond-on-obamas-ass”;


Douche of the Day

At a news conference in Fresno, a reporter asked McCain why he opposes drilling for oil in the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge, but not off the coast of California, asking ‘if the California coast is any less pristine.’
McShame Responded:
“First of all, it’s called the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for a reason. It’s a refuge. And [...]


Richardson Gives McCain a Reality Check

Gov. Bill Richardson issued some words of wisdom to John McCain today regarding his pro offshore drilling stance:
“The point is that we have got to have a bipartisan comprehensive strategy and this administration, it seems Senator McCain, all they want to do is drill, drill, drill. You can’t drill your way out of the problem.”

[...]


Meet the FIRST Mrs. McCain

Before there was Cindy, there was Carol.
Yup, the lady above is McCain’s first wife, Carol. once a famous beauty and a successful swimwear model when they married in 1965, she was the woman who faithfully waited for John during his years as a POW and who was disfigured in a car accident that for years left her [...]


McCain Makes “Unpatriotic” Remarks Too

Looks like Mrs O’s got some company.
As the right wing continues to hammer Michelle Obama’s “for the first time in my adult life I’m really proud of my county,” Dan Abrams shows footage he uncovered from a Fox News interview with John McCain on March 13, 2008, in which McCain said, “I didn’t really love America until [...]


Just Say No

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Meet the McCain Girl- if you care.
She’s monstrous, raging, and a waste of film.

a2a_linkname=”Just Say No”;
a2a_linkurl=”http://www.misspolitician.com/just-say-no-4″;


McCain Has Credit Card Debt, Obama Has a College Fund

Senators John McCain and Barack Obama released their Senate financial disclosure statements on Friday, revealing:
Mr. McCain and his wife had at least $225,000 in credit card debt and
Mr. Obama and his wife had put more than $200,000 into college funds for their daughters.
Most of McCain’s debt comes from a pair of American Express credit cards that [...]


Douche of the Day

McDaddy’s not happy the Supreme Court brought back habeas corpus:
“I think it’s one of the worst decisions in history. It opens up a whole new chapter and interpretation of our Constitution.”
“Sen. Obama applauds this decision, and he supports it. I argue against it and will do what I can to at least narrow down some [...]


It’s Official

McDaddy’s daughter -and aspiring author- Meghan McCain registered as a Republican yesterday.
Here’s what Megan said via her blog:
As some of you may know, I have been registered as an Independent since I was 18 years old.  However, after careful thought and consideration, I recently decided to change my political party affiliation.   This morning, I went [...]