George Bush
Bush Makes It Legal
President George W. Bush signed a law allowing him and his homies to spy some more on your already surveillanced ass.
Bush said: “This law will protect the liberties of our citizens while maintaining the vital flow of intelligence.”
The bill authorizes U.S. intelligence agencies to eavesdrop without court approval on foreign targets believed to be outside [...]
Finally, Bush Says Something Right
At the G8 summit today George W. Bush departed from his usual dumbass self and voiced his disappointment with Mugabe’s election and pushed for sanctions against the African nation.
“I care deeply about the people of Zimbabwe, I am extremely disappointed in the election, which I labelled a sham election.”
Last week, the United States proposed a resolution [...]
Bush Meets Up With Medvedev
George W. Bush had a heart-to-heart with Russia’s President Dmitry Medvedev at the G8 summit today. Here are some of George’s kind words about the fellow:
“I’m not going to sit here and psychoanalyze the guy. He’s comfortable and confident, and I believe when he tells me something, he means it.”
“I found him to be a smart guy who understands [...]
They Passed It
Mexicans welcomed $400 million in anti-narcotics so-called assistance today, Friday, in that sketchy bill we were dishing about a bit back.
Though they did trim off $100 million from Señor Bush’s request, the wingnuts on Washington passed the blunt bill last night.
Good old Calderón has already let the dogs out. Tens of thousands of soldiers were sent throughout the [...]
Bush’s Pastor is Pro-Obama
And the latest to join “Who Wants To Be A Political Pastor” is . . . Reverand Kirbyjon Caldwell.
Rev. Kirbyjon Caldwell- the reverand who introduced Bush at the 2000 Republican National Convention and last month officiated at Jenna Bush’s wedding ceremony- has launched a Pro-Obama website.
Rev. Kirbyjon Caldwell, leader of the largest Methodist congregation in the country, [...]
Bush Said What?
oh the lols.
President Bush met with Filipino President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo today at the White House and let the following loose:
Madam President, it is a pleasure to welcome you back to the Oval Office. We have just had a very constructive dialogue. First, I want to tell you how proud I am to be the [...]
Bush Promises To Get Around To Flood Victims
Slowly but surely, President Bush is making his way to helping the flood victims in Iowa. Bush took a moment out of his Roman Holiday to tell reporters:
“The first task at hand is to deal with the flood waters, to anticipate where the flooding may next occur and to work with the state and local [...]
Mr.President Plays Some Irish BBall
Watch the President shoot one hoop some hoops with the Irish little ones as Lady Laura cheers from the sides.
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Video: Pope and President Talk and Tour
If you’re ever wondering how to properly greet a Pope you can always look to the U.S. President for some pointers:
“Your eminence, you’re looking good,” Bush told the pope today.
Pope Benedict gave President Bush a tour through a secret garden today before exchanging gifts.
What does a President give a Pope you might ask?
A framed photograph of the two [...]
Bush Wants to Give Mexico $1.1Billion To . . .
FIGHT THE WAR ON DRUGS BABY
And so far the homies in the House have given him the OK.
Now, we love the Mexicanos and understand they’re hurting from the drug violence, but for all we know Bush is about arm the narcoterroristas with a billion in so-called “aid.”
$334Million has been set aside for the military alone and Calderon [...]
