Foreign Friendships

Iran: No US War Plans, Attacks Always An Option

A day after Iran’s Revolutionary Guards sent out a statement warning that the country would retaliate against any military strike by targeting Tel Aviv and U.S. warships, Americans and Israels can release a slight sigh of relief.
Missle-Man, President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said he sees no possibility of a war between his country and the United [...]


Judging Miss Universe

The Miss Universe Organization has announced the five-member panel of judges who will choose this year’s winner on July 14 and the names of the jury board of the preliminary competition scheduled for tonight (July 8).
Tonights event will feature 80 contestants for the formal gown and bathing suit competitions, from which only 15 semi-finalists will [...]


Treaty Time: Czechs & US Sign To Shield Missiles

The United States and the Czech Republic signed a treaty today allowing Washington to build part of a missile defense shield southwest of Prague despite opposition from the state’s former Soviet master Russia.
Washington wants to create a radar station with 10 interceptor rockets and says the shield would defend it and its European allies [...]


Finally, Bush Says Something Right

At the G8 summit today George W. Bush departed from his usual dumbass self and voiced his disappointment with Mugabe’s election and pushed for sanctions against the African nation.
“I care deeply about the people of Zimbabwe, I am extremely disappointed in the election, which I labelled a sham election.”
Last week, the United States proposed a resolution [...]


Bush Meets Up With Medvedev

George W. Bush had a heart-to-heart with Russia’s President Dmitry Medvedev at the G8 summit today. Here are some of George’s kind words about the fellow:
“I’m not going to sit here and psychoanalyze the guy. He’s comfortable and confident, and I believe when he tells me something, he means it.”
“I found him to be a smart guy who understands [...]


Obama’s Going East

Europe and the Middle East: BRACE YOURSELVES FOR OBAMA-MANIA!
Though a date wasn’t given (Obama’s campaign says later this summer), Barack Obama released a statement saying:
“This trip will be an important opportunity for me to assess the situation in countries that are critical to American national security, and to consult with some of our closest friends and [...]


They Look Kind Of Cute

The two Prime Ministers were looking quite the cute couple in Moscow today.
Ukraine’s PM Yulia Tymoshenko visited Russia’s Vladimir Putin to work-out some economic and military problemas between the two nations.

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Colombia Confirmed

As we mentioned earlier, John McCain is going to Colombia.
And it appears that fellow nitwits Senator Joseph Lieberman and Senator Lindsey Graham have decided to tag along the field trip too.
His spokeswhore confirmed that McPapi and his Posse will meet up Presidente Uribe “next week” saying: “This shows that Senator McCain knows Latin America, and shows [...]


She’s Off To See The Russian

It’s been a month since their last soiree but Vladimir Putin and Yulia Tymoshenko are going for seconds.
The two PM’s from Russia and Ukraine will meet up in Moscow on June 28. A Russian government spokesman says:
“During negotiations involving the heads of a number of ministries and departments from Russia and Ukraine, [the premiers] are expected to discuss [...]


Bush Said What?

oh the lols.
President Bush met with Filipino President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo today at the White House and let the following loose:
Madam President, it is a pleasure to welcome you back to the Oval Office. We have just had a very constructive dialogue. First, I want to tell you how proud I am to be the [...]