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Why Miss USA Fell
As we mentioned last night, Miss USA 2008 was the 2nd in a row to do a butt-plant on stage during Miss Universe. [Video Here]
Now Crystle Stewart has some advice for her successor:
“I would tell her to put grips on the bottom of her shoes and wear a short dress, not a long gown.”
As for [...]
Quote of the Dumb
“Before the enemies can put their fingers on the trigger, the armed forces will cut off their hands.”
“This is only a small part of Iran’s defense capabilities and in future we will unveil more of our defense capabilities if it is needed.”
-Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said today.
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Tea Time
Pour yourself some of this political punch:
Seattle FBI: “What we know now is that an older white female dressed in black clothing, dark sunglasses, a fake beard and possibly a wig, robbed the Washington Mutual Bank drive-thru window” [West Seattle Blog]
Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco: “San Francisco voters, help rename a sewage treatment plant after George [...]
Tea Time
Pour yourself some of this political punch:
Read The Message George W. Bush posted on a wishing tree
Barack Obama’s Berlin Visit Has Got The German Politicians In A Row
Russians Want A Remake of the Cold War: Russia Threatens Military Response To U.S. Missle Deal
Whats Else Is New: Cannabis Smokers Are Dopes, says an Irish study
Better Than [...]
Dot Wannabees Win ICANN Approval
And in minutes the Internet became infinite.
The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers backed the introduction of an unlimited number of Web-address suffixes, responding to public officials and marketers who want to expand beyond current domains such as .com or .net or .org or the 270 extensions we ALREADY have.
So what you may say.
So, anytime you [...]
Sarkozy Charged In Hit And Scoot
We’re happy President Sarkozy got hitched with Carla Bruni and all, but we are even more ecstatic he spent enough time screwing his first ex to produce this beautiful being.
Yes, Goldie Locks is Jean Sarkozy. Local Councillor Jean Sarkozy.
Gorgeous and dumb as a rock.
The 21 year old political newbie pleaded not guilty on Wednesday to charges from 2005 in which he hit [...]
Naomi No More
Naomi Campbell has been dropped from appearing at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday concert over her conviction for air anger.
Campbell, 38, who calls Mandela her “grandfather”, was on a list of celebrities who could be approached to introduce acts at the concert. The supermodel/superbeeyatch was removed from the list after her arrest at Heathrow, when ironically, she [...]
Benazir Bhutto: Birthday and a Biopic
Pakistan issued special stamps and souvenir posters yesterday (June 21) to mark the 55th birth anniversary of slain former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto while a public holiday has been declared in Sindh, her home province.
Meanwhile . . . .
Bollywood’s buzzing with the Benazir Bhutto biopic that’s in the making and the #1 bollywood babe [...]
WANTED: Bronze Photographer
This bronze man is missing one of his fellow photogs at Queen Elizabeth Park thanks to a metal theft.
The famous monument gone MIA depicts one photographer taking a picture of three tourists. On Friday, one of the photographer’s subjects was missing.
“It’s a sizeable piece because it was large, bronze and was heavy,” said Joyce Courtney, communications manager for the Vancouver [...]
